This, friends, is Kevin Kolb. A new quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. And my 3rd grade crush.
Two questions arise from this news. Where did my life go so terribly wrong? OR Why didn't I manage to make him fall in love with me across the 3rd grade lunch table?
Seriously. We ate together most of the time. People tell me I'm funny, so he must have been a little bit smitten and just never said anything. Or I could blame the fact that in that one year I got glasses and cut my long straight hair. Too bad my awkward years started so soon, or I just might have been calling you from an NFL skybox with all the the other players wives.
Instead, I guess I'll go teach 4th grade again in the morning.
Oh and by the way, I've somehow gotten my entire class obsessed with hippies. Not sure how it happened, but I don't think it's going away any time soon. Oops.
4 comments:
So yeah. I totally had a crush on him in the 2nd grade. But I think I ruined my chances to marry him when I tried to point out Jessie Farris in the hallway and apparently they had just broken up the day before. He was not happy with me.
I can't believe you have a bathtub on your room!!! Do you also kiss your kids with bright lipstick as they leave? Oh wow... Was it Mrs. Stewart? I know she was crazy hair lady...
Did they come to school dressed as hippies? I hope so.
hahaha! i love that your kids are obsessed with hippies. i hope they go home, talking to their parents about doobies and free love and stuff.
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